Oct 25, 2025 — New — Funeral Parlor Debut!
Oct 31, 2025 — New — Merch Drop!
Nov 6, 2025 — New — Website Complete.

❝ “Where death is not an end, but an invitation.” ❞
It began, as all beautiful things do, with a dream.One night, Joonie Mortem, the mortician VTuber who finds poetry in the macabre, dreamed of a candlelit hall filled with laughter, whispers, and ghosts who refused to fade quietly. In this dream, artists, streamers, and spirits gathered beneath velvet drapes and moonlight, not to mourn… but to create.When she awoke, the vision lingered. A home for the beautifully strange. A place where the end could be rewritten into art. And so, The Funeral Parlor was born; first as a spark, then a procession, then a family of gothic souls drawn together by the charm of the morbid and the magic of creation.What started as “a cool dream” became something far more eternal:
a sanctuary for those who find beauty in the hush between heartbeats.